Tuesday, July 13, 2010

This one's for Penny (or, A letter to my Blog)

Dear Blog,
I am so sorry I have neglected you these long, long months. I know you have been lonely without me; you may have even gone looking for another writer, or maybe began surfing the web for your own interesting pictures and stories. Well, I am here to tell you.............I promise never to leave you again!! ...for that long, at any rate. Let's face it, blog, I'm a busy woman, and I need to take our relationship a little slower, ok? I KNEW you'd understand.

So today,

1) I saw a guy drinking water out of a mason jar. Seriously, get a water bottle. It comes with an opening that you can actually fit your mouth around.

2) I almost got run over by a fire truck on its way to a fire. So, if they had hit me, would they have had to stop and help me first?

3) I tried to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich today, but I accidentally put on too much PB and I couldn't get it off the bread, so I added some extra jam, but then it was too much, so I added more PB, etc. until my sandwich was approximately 5 inches thick. DELUXE PB and J.

Have a good Tuesday, Blog. I'll be back. Pinky Promise.


  1. Yay yay yay! I think I speak for the internets when I say, "We've missed you!!!"

  2. Haha, love this post. you can always but a smile on my face... YOU ARE ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE PEOPLE!

    P.S. I always wonder if a firetruck would stop for me if they hit me.