It was cheese. And 1 quart of milk.

You know how when you go to the grocery and you load the groceries into your trunk, and sometimes something falls out, and you find it like, a week later when you think you’ve run out of food? Isn’t that the best? Like Christmas in August! Unless it’s something that needed to have been REFRIGERATED, and then it’s more like a horrible nightmare involving a lot of garbage bags, plastic doctor gloves, and febreeze. That is NOT like Christmas at all. Unless you do Christmas like I have never even heard of…